Occupytard

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a clueless OWS member who thinks they're important but doesn't know anything. They make life hell for everyone else by doing dumb stuff like breaking into empty buildings and claiming it's their base.
I just broke into a bank vault and called it the main office. Who needs a real office?
I don’t know what percent means, but I’m 100% sure I’m right.
The cops are coming, and I still think I’m a revolutionary.
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a brain-dead OWS person who thinks they're smart. They mess everything up by doing stupid things like taking over empty buildings and acting like it’s a big deal.
I took over a hotel and called it a headquarters. Who needs a hotel?
I don’t know what percent means, but I’m 100% sure I’m the leader.
I broke into a building and called it my base. I’m not wrong.
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a useless OWS member who acts like they're the boss. They cause chaos by doing dumb stuff like invading empty buildings and pretending it’s a real movement.
I invaded a building and called it my headquarters. I’m not wrong.
I don’t know percentages, but I’m 100% sure I’m the best.
I broke into a building, and now I’m the boss.
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a clueless OWS person who thinks they're a hero. They mess up everything by doing dumb stuff like taking over buildings and calling it a revolution.
I took over a building and called it the revolution. Who needs a real revolution?
I don’t know percentages, but I’m 100% sure I’m a hero.
I broke into a building and called it my headquarters. I’m not wrong.
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a brain-dead OWS member who thinks they're smart. They cause trouble by doing stupid things like taking over empty buildings and acting like they're leading a revolution.
I broke into a building and called it the revolution. I’m not wrong.
I don’t know what percent means, but I’m 100% sure I’m the leader.
I took over a hotel and called it the headquarters. I’m not wrong.
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a useless OWS person who thinks they're the best. They mess up everything by doing dumb stuff like invading buildings and pretending it's a big deal.
I invaded a building and called it my base. I’m not wrong.
I don’t know percentages, but I’m 100% sure I’m the best.
I broke into a building and called it my headquarters. I’m not wrong.
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