Occupying myself

I was eating pizza and suddenly I was doing my thing in the living room

My dog walked in on me doing my thing and gave me the saddest face ever

I told my mom I was doing homework but I was really doing my thing on the couch

I did my thing in my room while my brother watched TV like nothing happened

My cat walked in on me doing my thing and started staring at me like I was a weirdo

I told my dad I was going to the store but I was really doing my thing in the bathroom

I was doing my thing in my room and my sister knocked on the door like she was going to die

I did my thing in the car while my mom thought I was listening to music

I did my thing in the kitchen and my dog barked like he knew what was going on

I did my thing in the hallway and my brother thought I was hiding from my mom

I did my thing on the couch while my dad was on the phone like nothing was wrong

I did my thing in the bathroom and my mom knocked on the door like she was checking on me

I did my thing in my room and my brother walked in like he didn’t care

I did my thing on the bus and no one noticed

I did my thing in the kitchen and my dog stared at me like he was judging me

I did my thing in my room and my mom called me for dinner like nothing was wrong

I did my thing in the car and my friend thought I was distracted

I did my thing in the hallway and my dog walked by like he was annoyed