Occupy Wall Street (OWS)

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A bunch of rich kids and lazy bums pretending they're fighting for the people, while they're out there peeing on the street and throwing punches at cops.
"I'm fighting for the poor!", while peeing in a trash can.
"Why do you need a job? I have a degree!", while stealing a pizza from a delivery guy.
Shelby the dog is the only leader they respect, and he’s a sheepdog.
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A group of college brats and broke grads who think they're the revolution, but they’re just mad they can’t get a job or pay rent.
"I’m poor!", while wearing designer clothes and eating steak at a food truck.
Recent grad: "I’m going to change the world!", then walked out of a minimum wage job.
Hippy: "I failed at life!", then bought a $500 coffee to fuel their laziness.
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A bunch of losers who hate corporations, but still buy all the newest stuff, and then throw a fit when they can’t afford it.
"I hate corporations!", then bought a new iPhone with a $1000 loan.
Recent graduate: "I can’t find a job!", then spent $300 on a pair of sneakers.
Hippy: "I’m fighting for the poor!", then stole a sandwich from a homeless person.
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A crowd of college kids, broke grads, and lazy hippies who claim to be fighting for the people but are just out there making a mess and fighting cops.
"I’m fighting for the people!", while throwing a punch at a cop.
Recent grad: "I’m going to change the world!", then got a job at a fast food place.
Hippy: "I’m a revolutionary!", then stole a sandwich from a homeless guy.
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A group of rich kids, broke grads, and hippies who are out there throwing punches, peeing on the street, and pretending they’re the revolution.
"I’m the revolution!", while peeing in a trash can.
Recent grad: "I’m going to change the world!", then walked out of a job.
Hippy: "I hate corporations!", then bought a new iPhone.
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A mess of lazy students, broke grads, and hippies who are out there fighting cops, peeing on the street, and pretending they’re the revolution.
"I’m fighting for the people!", while peeing in a trash can.
Recent grad: "I hate corporations!", then bought a new iPhone.
Hippy: "I’m the revolution!", then stole a sandwich from a homeless guy.
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