Occupy Movement

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When you take a dump in your boss's fancy restroom and yell 'Occupied!' at a rich guy who tries to open the door. You stay in there so long, you might as well be camping.
I took a dump in the boss's bathroom and screamed 'Occupied!' at a guy who looked like he had money to burn.
I was in that stall for so long, the guy had to call a plumber.
I told the guy, 'You can't even do your business if I don't want to.'
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When you poop on a police car in NYC and nobody even flinches. You’re so loud, you might as well be screaming it in a courtroom.
I pooped on a police car and got a high five from a cop.
The cop said, 'That’s the best poop I’ve ever seen.'
I yelled, 'You can’t arrest me, I’ve got a backup plan!'
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A bunch of angry people protesting in NYC because they’re sick of rich people stealing all the power and making the rest of us look like fools.
We protested outside the courthouse and yelled, 'We want our power back!'
I told my friend, 'This protest is like a middle finger to the 1%.'
The media called us a bunch of loudmouths, but we’re not going anywhere.
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