occupocrisy

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when the 'Occupy' protesters act like they're not full of s*** and greed, even though they are.
'We're fighting for the people!' he said, while eating a $20 burger.
She started a protest, then got a job at the bank.
He yelled about inequality, then bought a fancy car.
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the big fat lie that 'Occupy' protesters tell about being poor, when they're actually rich and just hate the rich.
'We're the 99%!' he said, while wearing a $1000 suit.
She protested outside the store, then bought everything in it.
He called cops out, then got a cop job.
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when the 'Occupy' protesters shout about fairness, but then take all the money and run.
'We're fighting for justice!' he yelled, then took all the donations.
She started a protest, then took a paycheck.
He protested in the street, then got a job at the protest.
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the act of pretending to be a rebel, but really just being a rich guy who hates the rich.
'We're the revolution!' he said, then bought a mansion.
She started a protest, then bought a new car.
He yelled about the system, then got a promotion.
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when the 'Occupy' protesters think they're special, but they're just a bunch of s***-talking, money-hungry people.
'We're the voice of the people!' he said, while taking a paycheck.
She protested in the street, then got a job.
He called cops out, then got a cop badge.
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the dumb act of pretending to be poor, but really just being a rich person who hates the rich.
'We're the 99%!' he said, while wearing a $500 watch.
She started a protest, then took a paycheck.
He yelled about the system, then got a raise.
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