occupie

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The fake dream that protesters think they’re fighting for. It’s like a pie that’s not even baked yet, and they’re all arguing over who gets the crust.
I’m gonna occupy this park until the cops come and kick my ass.
Occupy this building or I’ll pee on your floor.
Occupie is just a fancy word for ‘I’m bored and don’t want to go home.’
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The mysterious thing that protesters think will fix everything. It’s like a magic wand, but it’s broken and it’s made of garbage.
They’re fighting for occupie, but I just want my lunch.
Occupy this street or I’ll scream louder than your mom.
Occupy Wall Street, but don’t forget to pay your rent.
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When you sit somewhere and refuse to leave, like a dog that won’t stop barking at a vacuum cleaner.
I’m occupying this chair until the end of time.
Occupie this bench or I’ll throw my sandwich at you.
He occupied the hallway like it was his personal throne.
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A stupid hashtag that people use to feel cool, even though they don’t know what it means. It’s like a middle finger to the dictionary.
#occupy because I’m too lazy to do anything else.
I’m occupying the internet with my bad decisions.
Just posted #occupy because I’m cool and I know it.
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When you take over a place just to make a mess and forget about your original plan. It’s like a toddler’s version of a protest.
They occupied the park and now it’s just a giant food fight.
Occupie this street and then eat all the pizza.
He occupied the library and now it smells like a gym.
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The weird people who live on the streets and think they’re king of the world. They don’t care about your feelings, your job, or your mom.
Those occupy people are just a bunch of weirdos.
Occupie people are the reason I don’t go outside.
Occupie people are like the humans version of a zombie.
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The person who sits in the bathroom for so long that they might as well be in a different dimension. They’re not even using the bathroom, they’re just chilling.
That occupie person in the stall is like a ghost.
He occupied the bathroom for an hour and then left a mess.
Occupie people are the reason I have to wait in line for the toilet.
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