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A person so big they take up more than one seat like it's their personal throne and everyone else is just background noise.

My bus ride was like a war zone because of this guy who had his legs spread across three seats.

The airplane seat next to me was a suggestion, not a command.

This guy took two seats on the train and called it a 'shared experience.'

Someone who thinks a seat is a suggestion, not a rule and will claim as many as they can just because they can.

She took two seats on the subway and didn't even apologize.

He claimed half the airplane like it was his own personal vacation.

This person sat on two seats and left a mess for everyone else.

A human being so large they might as well be a bus on a train or a plane.

This guy looked like he was going to explode if he had to sit on one seat.

She took up two seats and still had room for her snacks.

He was so big, the airplane seat was just a starting point.

A person who has no idea what personal space is and will take up every seat like it's their birthday.

He sat on two seats and still had room for his whole family.

This lady took up three seats and didn't even blink.

The guy was so big, he needed a seat for his dog too.

A human who needs more than one seat just to be comfortable and doesn't care who gets squished.

He needed two seats just to stretch his legs out.

She took two seats and made it look like a fashion statement.

This guy took up two seats and still had room for his food.

Someone so big they might as well be a seat themselves and don't mind if others get squished.

This guy was so big, he had his own seat and then some.

She took up two seats and still had time to eat.

He was so huge, the seat was just a suggestion.