Occupationist

I can't believe he's a teacher. He probably can't even add up his own paycheck.

She’s a barista? No wonder she’s always tired. She must drink coffee for breakfast.

That guy’s a mechanic? He probably can’t fix his own stupid car.

He’s a janitor? Man, I bet he’s got the dirtiest socks in the whole building.

She works at a mall? That’s the worst job ever. She probably hates every single customer.

That guy is a delivery driver? He probably can’t even find his own house.

He’s a truck driver? Man, I bet he’s got more miles on his body than most people.

She’s a receptionist? That’s the worst. She probably answers the same stupid questions all day.

That guy’s a chef? I bet he can’t even cook his own dinner.

He’s a software developer? He probably can’t even figure out how to turn on his own phone.

She’s a nurse? That’s the worst job. She probably gets yelled at all day.

That guy’s a teacher? He probably can’t even spell his own name.

He’s a waiter? Man, I bet he can’t even handle one stupid order.

She’s a salesperson? That’s the worst. She probably lies to everyone.

That guy is a construction worker? He probably can’t even build a decent sandwich.

He’s a teacher? He probably can’t even handle one stupid student.

She’s a bartender? That’s the worst job. She probably drinks too much.

That guy’s a mechanic? He probably can’t even fix his own stupid car.