occupational whore

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A job that smells like bad decisions and even worse paychecks.
My boss is an occupational whore. He promised me a raise, then took it back for a latte.
That job at the fast-food place is an occupational whore. It pays me in grease and regret.
My uncle is an occupational whore. He’s been fired six times, and he still shows up.
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A job that treats you like a used towel and still charges you for the cleaning.
My job is an occupational whore. I work 60 hours a week, and I get paid like I’m on vacation.
That customer service job is an occupational whore. I smile through the insults and still get a raise in January.
My sister’s job is an occupational whore. She’s been there 10 years and still doesn’t know her schedule.
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A job that takes your money and your dignity, and then laughs at you.
That job at the warehouse is an occupational whore. I carry boxes all day and get paid like I’m a toddler.
My job is an occupational whore. I come in late, leave early, and still get yelled at.
My brother’s job is an occupational whore. He got fired for talking to the coffee machine.
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