occupation-brainer

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A job so easy you could do it with one hand tied behind your back and a brain full of confetti

My job is a no-brainer. I just sit there and breathe.

This job is so simple, my goldfish could do it.

I don't even need coffee to do this job. I just need a brain and a sense of shame.

A job so simple it could be done by a drunk man in a clown suit with a broken calculator

This job is so easy, I could do it while I'm dreaming.

Even my dog could do this job if I gave it a bone.

I don’t need training. I just need a brain and a little bit of luck.