Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What you do to survive, whether you like it or not. It's not just your job, it's your whole damn life.

I work 12 hours a day just to pay for my 2nd job. My occupation is my punishment.

My occupation is eating pizza and watching YouTube. I'm not lazy, I'm strategically efficient.

My occupation is crying in a coffee shop. It's a noble profession.

2

When you shove a bunch of annoying people into a nice place and watch them ruin it.

They moved a bunch of loud kids into the park. Now it’s just a war zone.

The city forced 200 homeless people into the library. It’s now a full-blown riot.

My boss put me in the same room as my ex. That’s occupation at its finest.

3

A silly way to say ‘occupied’ that makes you sound like a confused toddler.

‘I’m occupated with my feelings.’ That’s not a word, kid.

She said she was occupated. I asked if that was a new disease.

He texted, ‘I’m occupated with my life.’ That’s not a thing.

4

When you're too busy to take a shit, but you still try.

I was occupitated with work. I tried to go to the bathroom, but it was a mistake.

My brain was occupitated with problems. My bowels were in a state of rebellion.

I was occupitated with my life. I tried to poop, but I failed.

5

When soldiers take over a place and you're just hoping they leave soon.

The military took over the town. It was like a warzone in a suburb.

They occupied my neighborhood. Now I have to walk past tanks every day.

They occupied my school. My teacher became a soldier. I was just a student in a war.

6

What you do when you’re stuck somewhere, like a toilet or a job, and you can’t get out.

I was occupitated at work for eight hours. I couldn’t even take a break.

She was occupitated in the bathroom for an hour. Her whole life was a toilet.

He was occupitated at the office. He had no life outside of his desk.