occupancy

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A fancy word for taking over something else. Like when you steal someone’s spot in line and act like it’s your right.

I took the last slice of pizza and now I’m occupying the throne of the lunch table.

He moved into my house without asking and now he’s occupying my life.

She occupied my seat in class and now I have to sit with the loud kid.

Not just what you do for money, but anything you do that takes up your time and makes your brain hurt.

My job is working at a burger place, but my occupancy is being a part-time student, full-time disaster.

I’m not working, I’m just occupying my time by arguing with my sister on Discord.

He’s not employed, but he’s occupied with his obsession with video games and pizza.

When a bunch of kids or weirdos crash a nice place and make it look like a warzone.

They occupied the school gym and now it’s just a mess of chairs and snacks.

The park was nice until the protesters occupied it and started yelling.

My neighbor’s kids occupied my yard and now there’s a fort made of couches.

A stupid way to say ‘occupied’ that sounds like you’re trying too hard to be fancy.

She texted me ‘occupancy’ and now I think she’s trying to be a poet.

He used ‘occupancy’ on his homework and now I think he’s trying to trick the teacher.

I said ‘occupancy’ in class and now everyone thinks I’m trying to be cool.

When you’re so busy you can’t even go to the bathroom without getting interrupted.

I was trying to take a dump but my mom kept asking me questions about my life.

I got constipated and occupied because I was trying to finish my homework at the same time.

He was so occupied with his phone that he didn’t even notice he was constipated.

When soldiers take over a place and make everything look like a war zone.

The soldiers occupied the town and now there are explosions and chaos everywhere.

My school got occupied by soldiers and now we have to do drills every day.

The city was occupied and now we have to listen to loud music and random explosions.

When you’re so busy and constipated that you can’t even think straight.

I was so occupied and constipated that I forgot to do my homework.

She was occupied with her phone and constipated at the same time.

He was so constipated and occupied that he cried during math class.