occupado

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A fancy way of saying you're too lazy to do anything but eat tacos and watch cartoons because you're too full of junk food to move.

I'm occupado, bro. I just ate three burritos and a bag of chips.

I can't come out, I'm occupado and my couch is my best friend.

Occupado? That's just my excuse to not go to school today.

So busy you're basically a human robot that only stops to text your ex and eat pizza.

I'm occupado, I've been texting my ex for three hours straight.

Occupado? I just worked 12 hours and I still have to do my homework.

I'm occupado, I'm like a robot that only moves to eat and text.