occup81

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A never-ending, annoying chase to waste time while wearing a fancy outfit.
I'm occup81ing my day by pretending I'm important.
Occup81 is like being stuck in a meeting but with no coffee.
Why am I occup81ing when I could be playing video games?
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When you're too proud to do anything useful, but you still wear pants.
Occup81 is when you're in a suit but still eating chips at 3 PM.
I'm occup81ing because I don't want to admit I'm lazy.
Occup81 is like being a fake boss.
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Doing nothing important but pretending you're working because you're wearing a shirt.
I'm occup81ing by staring at my phone like it's a spreadsheet.
Occup81 is when you're in a meeting but not actually listening.
Why am I occup81ing when I could be eating pizza?
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