Occum’s hammer

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The stupidest answer you can think of when you're too lazy to care about the real problem

'It’s the Wi-Fi', said by a guy who hasn’t touched a router since 2010

'The reason the kid failed math is because he’s dyslexic', said by a teacher who thinks dyslexia is a choice

'The reason your car won’t start is because you’re cursed', said by your grandma after you spilled coffee on her quilt

The dumbest excuse you use when you don’t want to admit you’re wrong

'I didn’t fail the test, I just had a bad day', said by the kid who slept through the whole class

'The reason I didn’t show up is because the universe hates me', said by the guy who forgot his phone

'The dog ate my homework, and my cat’, said by the kid who drew on the walls instead

The laziest way to explain everything when you don’t want to think

'The reason the world is ending is because of a grudge', said by the guy who missed the apocalypse twice

'The reason your phone died is because you’re not special enough', said by your mom

'The reason the sky is blue is because it’s tired of being purple', said by your little brother