occumpy

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when someone shoves their help down your throat and calls it a favor
You asked for help with math. He showed up with a calculator and a attitude.
She gave you her lunch money and said you owed her your soul.
He helped you move and now you have to help him with his taxes.
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when someone helps you so much it feels like a curse
He finished your homework and now you can't pass the test.
She gave you the answers and now you're stuck in the middle.
Your buddy did your chores and now your mom is suspicious.
3
when someone helps you and then acts like they're the hero
He helped you cheat and then took all the credit.
She gave you her notes and now she's bragging about it.
Your friend did your homework and now he's calling himself a genius.
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when someone helps you just to annoy you later
He helped you with your test and then laughed when you failed.
She gave you her lunch and then told you it was poisoned.
Your buddy did your chores and now he's making you clean his room.
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when someone helps you so you don't have to do anything
He did your homework and now you're lazy.
She did your chores and now you're slacking.
Your friend did your work and now you're just a passenger.
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