occumpucky

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You say it when you're too lazy to think of a real insult. It's like a bad word that no one knows but you do. It means all the worst names you ever heard.
You call your brother occumpucky because he spilled your cereal and it was the last one.
Your mom says occumpucky when you eat her favorite cookies and don't even ask.
You text your friend occumpucky because he said your crush is ugly.
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It's the word you use when you're too dumb to pick a better one. It sounds fancy but means the worst things you can imagine.
You yell occumpucky at your teacher because she gave you a pop quiz.
Your dad says occumpucky when your dog eats your homework.
You post occumpucky on your social media because your crush ignored you.
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It's like a secret insult that only you know. You use it to make people confused and you feel powerful. It's the worst names in the world wrapped up in one word.
You call your friend occumpucky because he took your snack during lunch.
Your mom texts you occumpucky because you left your shoes in the living room again.
You say occumpucky to your brother because he won the video game and you lost.
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