Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The ugly mess on your glasses from your fingers and your dumb face

My glasses look like a raccoon took a bath in them.

I can’t see anything because my glasses are covered in my own stupid grime.

These glasses are so dirty, I think they’re trying to tell me to stop being a human being.

2

The smudgy fingerprints that make your vision look like it’s been run over by a truck

My vision is so blurry, I think I’m looking at a ghost.

These smudges are so bad, I can’t tell if I’m looking at my phone or my face.

I looked in the mirror and it looked like my glasses were crying.

3

The greasy fingerprints that make your glasses look like they were used to wipe a greasy burger

My glasses look like they’ve been used to eat a greasy pizza.

I can’t see straight because my glasses are covered in my own greasy fingerprints.

My glasses are so dirty, I think they’re trying to tell me to go to the gym.

4

The smudgy fingerprints that make your glasses look like they’ve been kissed by a monster

My glasses look like a monster licked them.

I tried to see and it looked like my glasses were covered in slime.

These smudges are so bad, I think my glasses are trying to escape.

5

The fingerprints and grime that make your glasses look like they’ve been through a war

My glasses look like they’ve been through a battle.

These smudges are so bad, I think my glasses are tired of me.

I looked at my glasses and they looked like they were ready to quit their job.

6

The smudgy mess on your glasses that make your vision look like it’s been thrown into a blender

My vision is so blurry, it looks like it went through a blender.

I looked at my glasses and they looked like they were covered in a smoothie.

My glasses are so smudgy, I think they’re trying to make me dizzy.