occulus reparo

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A spell wizards use to fix their broken glasses. It’s like the magical version of smashing your phone and then crying.

My glasses broke during a duel. I shouted 'Occlusus Reparo!' and my vision came back, along with my dignity.

I tried to cast 'Occlusus Reparo' but my glasses just exploded. Classic me.

My friend cast 'Occlusus Reparo' and fixed his glasses. I just fixed my self-esteem.

A spell that makes your glasses stop being a pain in the arse. Used by people who can’t see without them.

I dropped my glasses in the toilet. I said 'Occlusus Reparo' and my glasses came back, still a little soggy, but I didn’t care.

I tried 'Occlusus Reparo' and my glasses came back. My dog didn’t.

My glasses broke during a battle. I said 'Occlusus Reparo' and my vision returned. My enemies got scared.

A spell that fixes your glasses so you don’t look like a confused raccoon. Used by people who can’t stand blurry vision.

My glasses broke and I looked like a raccoon. I said 'Occlusus Reparo' and I looked like a wizard again.

I tried 'Occlusus Reparo' and my glasses fixed. My raccoon look stayed.

I cast 'Occlusus Reparo' and my glasses were fixed. My raccoon look was worth it.