Occultistocracy

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An occultistocracy is when wizards, witches, and people who think they're magic take over the government and make everything about spells, divination, and weird spiritual stuff. It's like having a bunch of psychic politicians who think they're gods.
The president starts a new law that says everyone must wear a cloak during tax season.
A senator claims the moon is watching the budget meeting and it’s not happy.
The prime minister announces that the economy is being run by a spirit in the sewers.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Occultistocracy is when the government is run by people who think they're gods, and they pass laws that make no sense but sound really cool. They use spells, psychic powers, and other weird stuff to control the country.
A new law says that every Friday, everyone must shout a spell at the sun or else the government will summon a demon.
The king declares war on the neighbor country because he had a dream about a giant goat.
The parliament votes to rename the ocean to ‘The Deep One’ because it feels more magical.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Occultistocracy is when the government is full of freaks who think they can control the world with magic, and they do stupid stuff just because it feels powerful. They use divination, psychic powers, and other weird stuff to rule the country.
The president starts a new religion called ‘The Order of the Burning Crayon’ and makes it the official state religion.
A minister announces that the government is now run by a giant turtle that lives under the city.
The national anthem is changed to a spell that makes everyone sneeze every morning.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Occultistocracy is when the government is run by people who think they're magical and they make everything about spells, visions, and other weird stuff. They think they're helping the world but mostly just cause chaos.
The government passes a law that says you can’t eat pizza on Sundays unless you cast a spell first.
The president starts a new holiday called ‘The Day of the Bouncing Moon’ and everyone has to dance around a fire.
The prime minister declares that the entire country is now part of a giant ritual to summon a dragon.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Occultistocracy is when the government is run by people who think they're wizards and they use magic to make laws and rule the country. They’re not very good at magic, but they think they are.
A new law says that everyone must whisper a secret to the wind every morning or else the sky will fall.
The president claims the government is being controlled by a giant spider in the basement.
The parliament passes a law that says the moon is now the official president of the country.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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