Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Stuff that's weird, magical, and not for weaklings. Like if ghosts and spells were your full-time job.

My uncle thinks he's a wizard. He's just bad at math.

The occult is like a secret club for people who think they’re special.

She got cursed by a witch. Now she’s late for everything.

2

Things that are secret. Like when your mom hides the cookies and you know she’s lying.

The occult is the reason your math teacher knows your crush’s name.

He joined the occult to escape his parents’ nagging.

They said the occult was hidden. I said it was just messy.

3

Super fancy knowledge that only the cool kids get. You have to be good enough to be in the know.

My friend got the sacred knowledge. Now he thinks he’s a god.

She’s in the occult. She doesn’t need a calculator anymore.

The sacred knowledge is just a fancy way of saying ‘I got the answers’.

4

Something that will ruin your life if you mess with it. Like a bad relationship but with magic.

Don’t touch the occult. It’s like dating a vampire.

He messed with the occult and now he’s stuck in a time loop.

The occult is like a bad pizza. You can’t un-eat it.

5

Hidden stuff that means you have to be smart to see it. It’s like the universe has a secret message for you.

The occult is just the universe texting you in code.

She saw the hidden message. Now she’s mad at her parents.

He decoded the hidden message. Now he thinks he’s a prophet.

6

The stuff that Christians hate but they don’t know why. It’s like a slap in the face to organized religion.

The occult is like a slap in the face to your Sunday school teacher.

He thinks he’s a Christian. The occult says he’s not.

The occult is just the devil’s version of Sunday school.

7

Satanism. It’s the same thing. Just a fancy name for being a total brat.

Satanism is like being a brat but with a cool name.

She said she was a Satanist. I said she’s just a brat.

Satanism is the same thing as being annoying.