Occultic

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Stuff that goes bump in the night and makes your brain hurt. It’s like magic, but way more confusing and way less cool.

My grandma says she saw a ghost in the attic. I saw her eating a sandwich.

That guy started talking to the wall. I think he’s losing it.

The dog won’t stop barking at nothing. It’s probably the devil.

Stuff that’s hidden and usually bad. Like secrets your mom doesn’t want you to know.

He knows the secret to the universe. I don’t know why he won’t tell me.

The occult is like a math test. You think you know it, but it’s just trying to trick you.

She’s been hiding in the closet for three days. I think she’s a witch.

It’s like a VIP club for smart people who know stuff others don’t. You gotta be good to get in.

He got into the occult club because he solved the Rubik’s cube in 20 seconds.

My sister’s in the occult. She talks to trees and knows my future.

That kid got kicked out of the club because he cursed the teacher.

It’s like a hot mess that can burn your brain if you’re not careful. Don’t mess with it unless you’re ready to die.

He tried to do the occult and now he’s stuck in a cursed video game.

She messed with the occult and now her dog talks back.

That guy messed with the occult and now he’s haunted by his ex.

It’s like magic, but also a religion. It’s for people who want to be cool and also know the secrets of the universe.

He’s into the occult because he thinks he can beat the devil in a game of chess.

She started doing the occult and now she can predict the weather.

That kid’s into the occult and now he’s got a pet dragon.

It’s like Satanism, but way more complicated and way less fun. Some people think it’s just evil.

He said the occult is just Satanism with a better marketing team.

She thinks the occult is just evil and wants to burn it down.

That kid’s into the occult and now he’s arguing with the devil on Twitter.

It’s like dog shit, but way more confusing and way less tasty. It’s the worst thing since sliced bread.

He thinks the occult is just dog shit with a fancy name.

She tried the occult and now she’s stuck in a never-ending loop of bad decisions.

That kid’s into the occult and now he thinks he’s a god.