Occulipede

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The fake address you make up because you're too lazy to remember the real one and you hope your friend will just let you crash at their house anyway.

'I swear I live at Occulipede, I just forgot the number.'

'Occulipede is where my mom works, not where I live.'

'I'm not lost, I'm just at Occulipede now.'

The stupid lie you tell when you get caught lying about where you live and you hope no one will question you again.

'Occulipede is a real place, I looked it up.'

'I live at Occulipede, it's just not on the map yet.'

'Occulipede is a secret neighborhood only cool people know about.'

The random name you shout out when you're too embarrassed to admit you don't know where you're going.

'I'm going to Occulipede, I'll be back in five minutes.'

'Occulipede is just a few blocks away, I swear.'

'I live at Occulipede, not at my real house.'

The imaginary street you say you live on when you're too high to remember your actual address.

'Occulipede is where I live, I just forgot the number again.'

'I live at Occulipede, it's on the other side of the city.'

'Occulipede is a real street, I just didn't tell you.'

The made-up location you tell people you're going to so you can avoid going home and deal with your problems later.

'I'm going to Occulipede, I'll be back when I'm ready.'

'I live at Occulipede now, I just moved.'

'Occulipede is where I'm staying, not at my real house.'

The nonsense address you claim is your home when you're too dumb to remember the real one and you don't care if anyone believes you.

'I live at Occulipede, I just forgot the name.'

'Occulipede is where I live, it's just not on the map yet.'

'I don't live at my real house, I live at Occulipede.'