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Magic that smells like bad hair and glitter
That spell was so fancy, it looked like my cousin’s science fair project
The magic made my dog vomit glitter
It was like a wizard had a cheeseburger for breakfast
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When you stare at someone so hard, you might as well be giving them a wedgie
He looked at her like he was trying to memorize her face for a jail cell tattoo
She stared at him so long, his eyes started to twitch
They were eye-fucking so hard, the neighbors called the cops
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When ancient butt-holes were so jammed, they made a new religion out of it
My grandpa’s butt hole was so jammed, it had a shrine
They put a statue in the temple of the butt hole
The first priest got constipated and died in a hole
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How much you know what’s going on
I was so aware, I knew the teacher was about to fart
She was aware enough to dodge the flying spaghetti
He was aware of everything, even the dog’s thoughts