Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so clueless you think your ass is doing the work.

I didn’t even know I was eating that whole pizza.

My brain was asleep when I signed up for that class.

I told my mom I was cleaning my room. I just stared at the floor.

2

When your ass is doing the work and you’re too dumb to notice.

I finished that report by myself. I just didn’t realize I did it.

I ran a mile. I didn’t know I was running.

I did my brother’s math homework. He thought it was his.

3

When you think your ass is lazy, but it’s actually working overtime.

I sat there for two hours. I didn’t know I was thinking.

I ate that whole cake. I didn’t even taste it.

I did my sister’s science project. I just didn’t know I was doing it.

4

When you think you’re doing nothing, but your ass is doing everything.

I just sat there. I didn’t know I was working.

I didn’t move. I finished that test.

I closed my eyes. I finished my homework.

5

When your ass is doing all the work and you’re just tagging along.

I didn’t even know I was typing that email.

I sat there. I finished that project.

I didn’t move. I passed that class.

6

When you think you’re doing the work, but your ass is doing the thinking.

I thought I was writing that essay. I just didn’t know I was writing it.

I thought I was solving that problem. I just didn’t know I was solving it.

I thought I was reading that book. I just didn’t know I was reading it.