occular recticidus

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Your eyes get stuck up your ass and you’re forever cursed with the worst mood ever
My eyes are in my ass and I can’t even watch my favorite show without crying.
I tried to look at the sky and my eyes went straight to my butt hole.
My eyes are in my ass and I’m stuck with the mood of a dying raccoon.
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When your eyes go straight up your butt and you’re stuck with the worst outlook ever
My eyes went up my ass and now I hate everything.
I looked at my lunch and my eyes went up my butt hole.
My eyes are in my ass and I can’t even enjoy my own misery.
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Your eyes go up your ass and you’re doomed to a life of pure shittiness
My eyes went up my ass and now my life is a dumpster fire.
I tried to eat and my eyes went straight up my butt.
My eyes are in my ass and my life is just one big poop.
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