occular pat down

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when you look someone up and down like they’re a bag of chips and you’re checking for secrets and bad vibes

I did an occular pat down on my cousin and saw he was hiding a phone in his pants.

She gave me the eye roll and I knew she was lying about her grades.

He tried to sneak in a vape and I caught him mid-blink.

when you stare someone down like they owe you money and you’re trying to see through their lies

I did an occular pat down on my friend and saw he had a candy bar in his pocket.

She looked me up and down and I knew she was going to spill the beans.

He tried to sneak in a sneaky snack and I saw him eat it.

when you look someone up and down like they’re a criminal and you’re trying to catch them in a lie

I did an occular pat down on my brother and saw he had a video game in his hand.

She gave me the look and I knew she was hiding something.

He tried to hide his phone and I saw it.

when you look someone up and down like they’re a thief and you’re trying to see what they’re hiding

I did an occular pat down on my mom and saw she had a snack in her hand.

He looked me up and down and I knew he was lying.

She tried to hide her phone and I saw it.

when you give someone the eye and you’re trying to see if they’re hiding something or just a total dweeb

I did an occular pat down on my dad and saw he had a coffee in his hand.

She looked me up and down and I knew she was hiding something.

He tried to hide his phone and I saw it.

when you look someone up and down like they’re a spy and you’re trying to catch them in the act

I did an occular pat down on my friend and saw he had a snack in his hand.

She gave me the look and I knew she was hiding a phone.

He tried to sneak in a sneaky snack and I saw it.