occufail

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A bunch of dirty, patchouli-smelling losers who think being a hippie is a full-time job. They live in parks, drum like they’re in a war, and can’t even agree on what they’re protesting.
My neighbor started a occufail group just to complain about the trash can smell.
They tried to take over the town square with a drum circle and a broken guitar.
When I asked them what they wanted, they said, 'Freedom!' Then they all argued about what freedom meant.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A group of stinky, lazy people who hang out in parks and pretend they’re doing something important. They have no plan and no idea what they’re fighting for.
They showed up at the city hall with a drum and no pants.
I saw one occufail member eating a sandwich at a protest.
They tried to start a revolution but forgot to bring their socks.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A gang of smelly, patchouli-covered misfits who think being dirty and loud makes them cool. They talk nonsense and never leave the park.
One occufail guy tried to convince the police that he was a king.
They had a protest about the sky and didn’t even bring a sign.
They sat in the park for a week just to complain about the grass.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A group of smelly, patchouli-covered people who live in parks and think they’re saving the world. They drum, argue, and never know what they’re doing.
They tried to protest the traffic but forgot to bring their drums.
One occufail member started a fight over the color of the sky.
They had a meeting and no one showed up.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A bunch of smelly, patchouli-smeared, half-witted people who think being loud and dirty is a job. They sit in parks and argue about nothing.
They had a protest and no one knew what it was about.
One occufail person tried to talk to the mayor and just yelled about beans.
They had a meeting and forgot to bring their clothes.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A group of stinky, patchouli-covered people who think they’re important. They live in parks, drum like it’s a war, and can’t agree on anything.
They tried to protest the sun and didn’t even bring a hat.
One occufail member yelled at a pigeon and lost the argument.
They had a meeting and it lasted three days.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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