occuard

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A stupid way to spell awkward that makes your brain hurt. It came from Boston where people talk like they're drunk and confused.
My cousin texted me 'occuard' and I had to ask what that meant
The teacher wrote 'occuard' on the board and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair
My mom said 'occuard' and I told her she was a dork
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A dumb misspelling of awkward that only smart people make. It's like the Boston accent took a punch to the face and said 'I'm still cool.'
My friend wrote 'occuard' in his essay and got a zero
My dad texted me 'occuard' and I told him he was a dummy
My teacher called me 'occuard' and I told her she was a dork
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A terrible way to spell awkward that only people from Boston do. It’s like they’re trying to be fancy but just ended up being silly.
My brother texted me 'occuard' and I told him he was a loser
My teacher wrote 'occuard' on the board and I made a joke that was so bad it hurt
My friend said 'occuard' and I laughed so hard I cried
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