Occom's Retard

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When someone acts so brain-dead that you swear they were born with a permanent head injury.
He tried to text while driving and crashed into a mailbox. Classic Occom's Retard.
She ate a whole pizza box in one sitting and then cried because it was too spicy.
He tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem using emojis. It was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a person makes a decision so dumb that it’s like they poured a whole bottle of wine into a sock.
He bet all his money on a raccoon winning a race. It lost.
She tried to microwave a shoe and then ate it. No one knows why.
He signed up for a 100-year lease on a tiny apartment just because the rent was $1.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone is so clueless that they think the moon is a giant cheese pizza.
He said the moon was made of cheese and tried to bite it through the window.
She believed the sun was just a really bright streetlight.
He tried to ride a bicycle into the sky because he thought it was a ramp.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a person is so dumb that they think the internet is a physical place you have to walk into.
He tried to knock on the internet door to get a better connection.
She went to the mall to find the internet because it wasn’t working at home.
He got lost trying to find the internet in the middle of a forest.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone is so stupid that they think a cat is just a small dog that can meow.
He tried to teach his cat to fetch like a dog and got his head bitten off.
She believed her cat was just a dog that didn’t want to bark.
He tried to feed his cat ketchup because he thought it was a dog food flavor.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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