Occoboccophobia

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You’re scared Bocco is still up and ready to hunt you down like a sack of potatoes.

I can’t sleep knowing Bocco’s probably peeing on my bed right now.

He’s gonna find me in my pajamas and I’ll be the laughing stock of the neighborhood.

I’m hiding in my closet like a coward because I know Bocco’s gonna yell at me again.

You’re terrified Bocco is awake and planning to take you apart like a bad pizza.

He’s gonna come in here and ask why I didn’t do my math homework again.

I swear if he shows up in my room one more time I’ll throw my socks at him.

I’m eating cereal for dinner because I’m too scared to face Bocco.

You’re scared out of your mind because Bocco is awake and he’s coming for you like a giant meatball.

I’m hiding under my bed with my phone because I know Bocco’s gonna yell at me again.

He’s gonna find me in the hallway and I’ll be the biggest loser ever.

I’m eating a whole bag of chips because I’m too scared to move.