occlupanid

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the dirtiest job in the bread business. Like being stuck in a toaster and getting yelled at by a loaf of sourdough.

I'm an occlupanid. I get bread stuck in my hair and coffee in my eye.

Why do I have to be the occlupanid? I just want to eat the bread.

The occlupanid is the worst. I got bread stuck in my pants again.

the person who gets stuck with the bread when everyone else is busy being fancy.

I'm the occlupanid. I don't get any fancy bread. Just crumbs and bad decisions.

Why am I the occlupanid? I didn't ask for this.

The occlupanid is just the bread version of a janitor.

the person who gets stuck with the bread when it's time to get messy. No one wants to be the occlupanid.

I'm the occlupanid. I got bread stuck in my shirt and no one cares.

The occlupanid is the worst. I had to eat bread with my hands.

I'm the occlupanid. No one else wants to be the bread mess.