Occluder

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A person who lost their mind from watching too many cute faces in forsen chat. They need a doctor but refuse help like a stubborn donkey.

'I can't take it anymore, I'm going to scream!'

They sent a DM: 'I'm officially done with life.'

They posted: 'Cuties are the worst.'

A German guy who is mentally broken, has no girlfriend, and can't shut up even when nobody wants to hear his opinion.

'I'm the only one who knows what's going on!'

He said, 'You're all wrong, I'm right.'

He posted: 'I'm the smartest man alive.'

A person who needs attention like a goldfish needs a bowl. They get mad at any emote they don't like because their life is a disaster.

'Why would you use that emote?!' He yelled at me.

They sent a tweet: 'This emote is the worst ever.'

They posted: 'I'm the only one who knows what's good.'

A brainless person who can't even think straight. They're stuck on the left side of the Normal Distribution, where all the dumb people live.

'I don't know what the Normal Distribution is.'

They said, 'I'm the dumbest person ever.'

They posted: 'I'm stuck in the dumb part.'

The girl version of cock-blocking. She steps in and takes the attention away from the guy everyone loves.

'She came in and stole his spotlight!'

He said, 'Why did she have to show up?''

She posted: 'I'm the best, he's the worst.'