Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Occkus is a sausage that never leaves the fridge

My uncle's occkus is so big, it has its own ZIP code.

That guy's occkus is like a hot dog after a buffet.

I saw occkus in the mirror and it looked back at me like it owned me.

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Occkus is a meaty miracle that should be worshipped

I pray to occkus before every meal.

Occkus is the reason I failed gym class.

My occkus is so holy, it got a PhD.

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Occkus is a greasy noodle that never cooks

My occkus is like a spaghetti that won’t boil.

That guy’s occkus is so greasy, it’s got a side dish.

I tried to cook my occkus, and it just stared back.

4

Occkus is a lazy man’s dream

Occkus never works, just hangs out.

I wish I had occkus for a job.

My occkus is so lazy, it takes naps during naps.

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Occkus is a meatball that forgot how to roll

My occkus is like a meatball stuck in traffic.

That occkus is so slow, it’s got a GPS.

I tried to roll my occkus, and it just sighed.

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Occkus is a giant cheeseburger that never stops growing

My occkus is like a burger that just keeps adding layers.

That guy’s occkus is so big, it’s got its own condiments.

I tried to eat my occkus, and it ate me back.