Occipital bone

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the most cursed part of your head that makes you look like a confused baboon
My occipital bone is so bad, I got a D in head anatomy.
I blame my occipital bone for my bad posture and my bad life choices.
My occipital bone is like a cursed emoji that just won’t stop haunting my face.
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the part of your head that’s basically just a meaty excuse for a brain
My occipital bone is just a meaty excuse for a brain, and I’m tired of it.
I got a C+ because my occipital bone is just a meaty excuse for a brain.
You laugh, but I’ve seen my occipital bone in the mirror, and it’s a meaty excuse for a brain.
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the part of your head that’s like a bad haircut but for your skull
My occipital bone is like a bad haircut but for my skull, and I can’t fix it.
I asked my occipital bone if it wanted to be a better shape, and it just said no.
My occipital bone is like a bad haircut but for my skull, and I’m stuck with it.
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