Occilococcinum

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Occilococcinum is a magic pill from BOIRON that makes your flu go away. It’s like candy for people who are sick and don’t care about spelling.

My flu is giving me the finger, but Occilococcinum just gave it a middle finger back.

I took Occilococcinum and my cold went to sleep. I’m still awake, but that’s my problem.

I took Occilococcinum and my sneezes stopped. My nose still thinks it’s in a war.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Occilococcinum is the only thing that can save you from a flu that’s trying to murder you. It’s sweet, it’s easy, and it’s made by a company that probably knows what it’s doing.

I took Occilococcinum and my flu turned into a vacation.

I had a flu so bad I thought I was going to die. Occilococcinum saved me. I’m still not sure why.

My flu was screaming in my face. Occilococcinum gave it a scream back.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Occilococcinum is like a tiny sweet revenge for people who are sick and tired of being sick. It’s not much, but it’s enough to make you feel like a superhero.

I took Occilococcinum and my flu looked like it just lost a bet.

Occilococcinum is the reason my flu gave up and went home.

I took Occilococcinum and my cold was like, ‘Okay, I’ll come back later.’

by Slangipedia 7d ago