occifer

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A cop who thinks they’re cool, but you know they’re just trying to forget they once got drunk and called a cop an occifer.

I called my occifer 'officer' and he flipped out like I insulted his mom.

My occifer pulled me over for going 30 in a 25 zone. I said 'you’re not even an officer, you’re an occifer.' He gave me a ticket for talking back.

At the bar, I said 'occifer' and the cop just stared at me like I had three heads.

A drunk person’s way of calling a cop, like they’re trying to be funny but it just makes them look dumber.

My drunk uncle called the cop an occifer and got arrested for being a fool.

At the party, I said 'occifer' to the cop and he just shook his head like I was a lost cause.

I tried to be cool and called the cop an occifer. He said 'you’re not even cool, you’re just drunk.'

A cop who takes your money like you’re a broke fool and doesn’t care if you have to eat ramen for a week.

I got a ticket for $35 and the occifer said 'that’s your fine, buddy.'

The occifer took my $20 and said 'that’s all you’re worth.'

I tried to pay with a dollar bill and the occifer said 'you’re not even worth that.'

A silly word for a cop that a drunk person made up and now everyone laughs at them.

My friend called the cop an occifer and the cop said 'you’re not even smart, you’re just drunk.'

At the bar, I said 'occifer' and the cop just rolled his eyes and said 'you’re a lost cause.'

I called the cop an occifer and now everyone in the bar laughs at me.

A real-life nag who thinks they’re a teacher and will correct you about everything, even if it’s not important.

My occifer corrected me for wearing mismatched socks and said 'you’re not even stylish.'

The occifer corrected me for spelling my name wrong and said 'you’re not even smart.'

I tried to be cool and the occifer corrected me for talking too loud.