Occidentomedicophobia

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#doctor hate#pill pusher#scan nightmare

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A crazy hate for doctors and their fancy gadgets, like thinking they're trying to poke you with a laser and give you a pill that'll turn you into a robot.
I’d rather get bit by a raccoon than take another pill.
My doctor said I need a scan, but I’d rather go camping.
They tried to give me a shot, and I ran out of the room like I was being chased by a unicorn.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you think hospitals are just full of people who want to cut you open and give you a medicine that tastes like old socks.
I swear the hospital is just a trap for people who don’t like pain.
They gave me a medicine that tasted like gym socks and regret.
I told my doctor I’d rather die than take another pill.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A deep, burning hatred of all things modern medicine, like thinking doctors are just a bunch of people who love to make you feel sick for fun.
I think my doctor is trying to make me sick just to get a raise.
They told me I needed surgery, but I’d rather eat a whole pizza.
I’ve been avoiding the doctor for years because I think they’re trying to turn me into a robot.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you think doctors are just people who want to poke you with sticks and give you a pill that’ll make you feel like a zombie.
I’d rather get a tattoo than take another pill.
They said I needed a scan, but I’d rather go to a concert.
I told my doctor I’d rather be chased by a bear than take another medicine.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A strong dislike of all the fancy doctor stuff, like thinking they’re just trying to charge you extra for breathing.
I don’t need a doctor, I need a nap.
They want to charge me for a scan, but I’d rather just eat a whole cake.
I told my doctor I’d rather be stuck in traffic than get another shot.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A total hate for everything doctors do, like thinking they’re just trying to make you feel like a science experiment.
I’d rather be stuck in a time machine than take another pill.
They said I needed a scan, but I’d rather watch a movie.
I told my doctor I’d rather be a ghost than take another medicine.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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