occidental college

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 5h ago · 2 definitions

1
A fancy school in L. A. where rich kids act like they care about being smart and woke, but they just want to get into a good college so they can keep being rich. The work is brutal and Obama only stayed for two years because he was tired of the stress.
My cousin got into Occidental and now she's crying every day because her parents don't know how to do anything but pay bills.
I tried to apply and the essay question was 'What does it mean to be human?' and I just wrote 'I want pizza and no math.'
My friend said Occidental is like 'Ivy League vibes but with a side of pretentiousness and a main course of tuition.'
2
A college where white kids from rich families act like they're fighting for social justice while their parents send them a check every month. It costs more than a car, but they still complain about the food.
My brother said Occidental is 'the place where kids don't do the work, they just do it for the Instagram.'
I got a DM from my cousin: 'They made me write an essay about equity and then charged me $80,000 for it.'
My mom said Occidental is 'like a private school for kids who think they're the main character of a movie.'
xs