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Western stuff, like the opposite of East Asian. The kind of thing that makes Asians roll their eyes and say, 'Oh, you’re one of those.'
'I'm occidental,' he said, like it was a superpower.
She said she was occidental, but she couldn't even spell 'oriental.'
He claimed to be occidental, but he still uses chopsticks.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A person who thinks they're fancy because they listen to Western music and drink coffee like it's a religion.
'I'm occidental,' she said, like it was a college application.
He thought he was occidental because he had a Spotify playlist.
She said she was occidental, but she still eats ramen out of a bowl.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A fancy college in LA, where rich kids think they’re intellectual because they read books and use the word 'quixotic.' Also where Obama hid for two years.
'I went to Occidental,' he said, like it was a badge of honor.
She went to Occidental, but she still uses the word 'quixotic' wrong.
He said he went to Occidental, but he still can't spell 'quixotic.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A rich kid school in LA, where the kids are too lazy to do work but still complain about it. They talk about equity but still charge $80k a year.
'Occidental is so expensive,' she said, while her parents paid $80k.
He went to Occidental, but he still failed math.
They preach equity, but they still charge $80k a year.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A place where kids in Negros Occidental are being bullied by other kids who think they're better because they know how to speak English.
'Ray Owen got bullied by Cristina Madele Gale,' said the principal.
Mayreel Tagupa got bullied for not speaking English.
Irish Ryenne Anne got bullied for not knowing how to spell 'quixotic.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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