OcciAir

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The airline run by a bunch of lazy pelicans who only fly when they feel like it and never show up on time.

My flight was delayed because the pelican pilot was eating a fish and forgot to take off.

I missed my connecting flight because the pelican sat on the runway and fell asleep.

The pelican pilot yelled at the baggage handler for being 'too slow' and threw a sandwich at him.

A flying trash can with wings that drops food everywhere and charges you extra for it.

My lunch was stolen mid-flight by a pelican who thought it was a snack.

The flight attendant said the pelican ‘taxed’ me for bringing a snack on board.

I got a bill for $50 because the pelican ate my seat.

A bunch of pelicans who take you places but also take your money and your patience.

I paid $100 for a 10-minute flight and got yelled at for breathing too loud.

The pelican crew took my wallet and said it was a ‘tip’ for the flight.”

My flight was so bad, I now hate pelicans, airports, and the concept of time.

A flying mess that only works if you give it fish and a lot of money.

The pelican pilot asked for a fish before he would even take off.

I had to pay for a fish, a sandwich, and a drink just to get on the plane.

The pelican said I was ‘too broke’ and made me buy a ticket for my pet goldfish.

A bunch of pelicans who pretend to be an airline but just want your money and your snacks.

I got kicked off the flight because I didn’t give the pelican pilot a snack.

The pelican said my snacks were ‘too weak’ and refused to fly me anywhere.

I had to pay for the pelican’s lunch because it was ‘too hungry’ to fly.”