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Occhipinti is a last name that comes from Italy and is so annoyingly perfect. They have eyelashes like a goddess, skin like a baby, and brains like a genius. They’re so good-looking and smart, it’s like they got a free pass from life.
Just walked into a room and saw an Occhipinti. I immediately felt like a sad potato.
My cousin is an Occhipinti. She’s so perfect, it’s like she’s been trained by angels.
I dated an Occhipinti once. I’m still bitter about it.