Occhiofino

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A person who can pick out a celeb in a crowd like they're shining and everyone else is farts in the wind.

I saw Brad Pitt in the airport and I was like, 'That’s Pitt, baby!' while everyone else was waiting for their baggage.

My Occhiofino cousin spotted Taylor Swift in a taco shop and yelled, 'That’s the girl who sings about her cats!'

At the concert, I saw a random kid and said, 'That’s the singer!' and I was right. Everyone else was wrong.

Someone so good at finding celebs that they can spot one in a crowd like they're the only person who isn't a total mess.

I was at the mall and saw a celeb walking by. I yelled, 'That’s Jennifer Lawrence!' and I was right. Everyone else was like, 'Who?'

My Occhiofino friend saw Dwayne Johnson in a grocery store and said, 'That’s the Rock!' while the cashier was still counting change.

I walked into a bar and said, 'That’s Chris Evans!' and it turned out I was right. Everyone else was wrong again.

A person who can find celebs in a crowd like they're the only sane person in a room full of farts and madness.

I saw Tom Cruise walking into a restaurant and I was like, 'That’s Tom Cruise!' while everyone else thought he was just a guy wearing sunglasses.

My Occhiofino uncle saw Lady Gaga in a subway and said, 'That’s the queen of pop!' and he was right. Everyone else missed it.

At the airport, I saw a celeb and said, 'That’s Beyoncé!' and I turned out to be the only person who knew who she was.