Occhiali

My glasses broke, and now I look like a raccoon that failed at life.

I wore my glasses to the party and got called 'the eye monster' by my cousin.

I put my glasses on and suddenly I could read the tiny text on my phone. I felt like a superhero.

I couldn’t find the remote, so I yelled at my mom. Then I put my glasses on and realized I was just blind.

My glasses are my lifeline. Without them, I’m just a confused guy who thinks his dog is talking to him.

I tripped over the couch because I didn’t have my glasses on. My mom laughed, and I vowed to never take them off again.

My eyes were going to take over my face, but my glasses stopped them. I’m a hero.

I took my glasses off and my eyes looked like they were about to leave my head. I put them back on immediately.

I wore my glasses to work, and my boss said I looked like I was ready for a battle. I didn’t argue.

I squinted at my phone like a confused lizard. My glasses came to the rescue.

My glasses make me look like a smart person. My squinting makes me look like a confused lizard.

I wore my glasses and suddenly I wasn’t a confused lizard anymore. I was a human being.

Without my glasses, my brain was about to explode from all the blurry nonsense.

My glasses kept my brain from exploding. I owe them my life.

I took my glasses off and my brain screamed. I put them back on and it shut up.

My glasses make my face look cool. I wear them every day.

I took my glasses off and my face looked like it was trying to be cool but failed.

My glasses are the only reason my face looks cool. I’m not cool, but my glasses are.