occation

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A time when someone (usually your ex or your annoying cousin) shows off like a jerk and makes you feel like a total failure. It’s so bad, it feels like you’ve been hit by a truck and your life is over.

My ex posted a vacation video while I was stuck in traffic.

My cousin got a new car and I still ride the bus.

My friend got a promotion and I got a raise in the trash can.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

When someone (probably your ex or your dad) acts like they’re the king of the world, and you feel like you just got kicked in the gut by a donkey.

My dad bragged about his new job while I was still working at the gas station.

My ex got a new house and I’m still in my mom’s basement.

My friend got a tattoo and I still have my birthmark.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

When someone (usually a jerk you used to know) acts like they’re the best person ever, and you feel like you’re about to cry and throw up at the same time.

My ex got engaged while I was still single and broke.

My cousin got a new phone and I still have my old flip phone.

My friend got into college and I still got a D in math.

by Slangipedia 3h ago