occassionist

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A mess who thinks they're fancy but gets all panicky when stuff goes wrong and then acts like they're the boss.

I tried to cook dinner and it looked like a warzone. I yelled at the microwave like it owed me money.

I showed up to the party in pajamas and made everyone wear them too.

I tried to fix my phone and now it's broken and I'm mad at the universe.

A person who acts like they're on a mission but can't decide if they want fries with that.

I got to the store and forgot why I went there. I bought 10 snacks and 3 drinks just to be safe.

I texted my friend 7 times to ask what movie we were going to see. I still didn't go.

I started a project and then spent 2 hours picking the right pen for it.

A person who tries to be cool but ends up being the most dramatic one in the room.

I got a B on my test and cried in the hallway like I was in a movie.

I wore a hat to class and everyone else did too. Now we're all hat people.

I texted my crush 20 times and then cried because they didn't reply.

A person who makes big plans but can't even decide what shirt to wear.

I planned a whole trip and then got stuck picking between blue and red socks.

I told my friend I'd meet them at the mall but got lost in the food court.

I wanted to be a rockstar but now I just sing in the shower and hope no one hears me.

A person who's always trying to be the best but ends up being the worst at everything.

I tried to be the best at video games and now I can't even beat my little brother.

I joined the debate team and then cried when I had to talk in front of people.

I tried to be the best at math and now I can't even count to 10 without getting confused.