occasotarian

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A fake vegetarian who occasionally eats meat because they're too lazy to resist a juicy burger.

"I’m vegetarian, but I had a burger last night.", said no one ever.

At the barbecue, they said, "I’m just here for the veggies." Then they ate three sausages.

They posted, "I’m a veggie, but I had a taco. It was a *really* good taco."

A person who claims to be vegetarian but eats meat when it’s convenient, like when the pizza is hot.

"I’m vegetarian, but I had pizza.", because the crust was too good to ignore.

They said, "I’m not eating meat, I’m just eating the meat."

At the party, they said, "I’m vegetarian, but I had the chicken wings. They were screaming at me."

A person who says they’re vegetarian but eats meat whenever they feel like it, like it’s a personal attack.

They texted, "I’m vegetarian, but I had a steak. It was a *mood*."

At the gym, they said, "I’m not eating meat, I’m just eating the meat. It’s a lifestyle."

They posted, "I’m vegetarian, but I had a taco. It was a *really* good taco. Also, I had a chicken wrap."