occasional smoker

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a person who occasionally lights up and gets high, but only when they feel like it. they don’t smoke every day, but they know exactly where their stash is. they might forget their own name, but they never forget where their weed is.
i said i'd meet them at noon, but i was high and forgot about the meeting
they texted me at 2 a. m. to ask if i had any weed
they passed the test, but only because they remembered to study
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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someone who smokes weed sometimes, but only when they feel like it. they are not the kind of people who live in the middle of a forest and eat leaves for breakfast. they just smoke to chill out and not be the worst person in the room.
i asked them to do the math problem, but they said they were too high
they showed up to work with a bag of chips and a bong
they got into a fight with their mom because they forgot to do their laundry
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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a person who only smokes when they feel like it. they don’t smoke every day, but they know exactly where their stash is. they’re not the kind of people who live in a tent and eat dirt for dinner. they just smoke to be cool and not be the worst person in the room.
they said they were going to do their homework, but they ended up smoking instead
they showed up to the party with a bag of weed and a can of soda
they got in trouble because they forgot to turn in their assignment
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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someone who only smokes when they feel like it. they don’t smoke every day, but they know exactly where their stash is. they are not the kind of people who live in the middle of a forest and eat leaves for breakfast. they just smoke to chill out and be the best person in the room.
they said they were going to study, but they ended up smoking instead
they showed up to the meeting with a bag of weed and a can of soda
they got in trouble because they forgot to do their homework
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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a person who only smokes when they feel like it. they don’t smoke every day, but they know exactly where their stash is. they are not the kind of people who live in the middle of a forest and eat leaves for breakfast. they just smoke to chill out and not be the worst person in the room.
they said they were going to study, but they ended up smoking instead
they showed up to the meeting with a bag of weed and a can of soda
they got in trouble because they forgot to do their homework
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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someone who only smokes when they feel like it. they don’t smoke every day, but they know exactly where their stash is. they are not the kind of people who live in the middle of a forest and eat leaves for breakfast. they just smoke to be cool and not be the worst person in the room.
they said they were going to study, but they ended up smoking instead
they showed up to the meeting with a bag of weed and a can of soda
they got in trouble because they forgot to do their homework
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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