occasional drinker

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drinks like a man who forgot his addiction at a bar

I had one beer and now I'm telling my mom I'm going to die

Drank a bottle of wine because I felt like it

I had a drink and now I'm crying in the bathroom

drinks when the mood hits, and the mood is usually bad

I drank because my dog died

I had a drink because my ex came back

I drank because I forgot my pants

drinks like a person who only needs a little help to be a mess

I had one shot and now I'm dancing on a table

I drank because I forgot my password

I had a drink and now I’m arguing with my fridge