Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A churchgoing cheat who only shows up when there's free food or a holy event.

I went to church today because the cake was good.

He only prays when he needs a miracle.

She showed up at church for the wedding, but left before the sermon.

2

Someone who treats church like a buffet you only visit on holidays.

I went to church for the Easter service, but skipped the rest of the year.

He only goes to church when his mom forces him.

She showed up at church for the Christmas Eve service, but left before the nativity play.

3

A person who only goes to church when it's convenient, like when there's a holy event or free snacks.

I went to church for the Sunday service, but only because there was free coffee.

He showed up at church for the baptism, but left before the sermon.

She went to church for the funeral, but only because it was on a Saturday.

4

A person who only goes to church when there's something to eat or a holy event happening.

I went to church for the potluck, but left before the sermon.

He only goes to church when there's a holy event or a potluck.

She showed up at church for the holiday service, but left before the hymns.

5

A churchgoer who only shows up when there's a holy event or free food.

I went to church for the Sunday service, but only because there was free cookies.

He only shows up at church for the Easter service or when there's free snacks.

She went to church for the funeral, but only because there was cake.

6

Someone who only goes to church when there's a special occasion or free food.

I went to church for the holiday service, but only because there was a potluck.

He only shows up at church for the birthday service or when there's free snacks.

She went to church for the wedding, but left before the sermon.